Lizzo - "Juice"

Maybe you need a little bit of juice to get your New Year's resolutions going. If that's the case, Lizzo has just the thing. The Minneapolis rapper/flutist/meme legend continues her winning streak of sing-songy, funk-heavy rap with her latest single "Juice" and yet another meme-worthy music video to match.

"The juice ain't worth the squeeze if the juice don't look like this," Lizzo sings in the second verse. If we can muster up even a few drops of her fresh-squeezed, self-loving braggadocio to carry us all the way through the year, we should be all right.

So today, with a little extra squeeze, I choose Lizzo’s “Juice” as my, just a little more, squish it, good to the last drop, song for a, like blood from a stone, everything you’ve got, make it juicy, Tuesday.