Donna Summer - "MacArthur Park"

Well, it’s day $f%^%$g of “Safer at Home” Social Distancing, and she is starting to lose it. The smallest things are starting to set off her emotions, and to top it all off, it’s raining.

Well, Damn.

I’m not crying, you’re crying. It was a stupid fucking cake anyway. Shut up, leave me alone. I’m totally fine I always shame eat in the bathroom.

LOL, it’s not quite that bad, but I’ll be darned if it doesn’t feel that way sometimes.

So today, with overdramatics abounding, I choose Donna Summer’s “MacArthur Park” but with the RuPaul’s Drag Race Lip Sync for your Life video as my, at this point the more drama the better, who cares it’s a cake, don’t tell me how to feel, song for a, you do that one more time, someone make it stop, why are my eyes leaking this salty discharge, Monday.

Oh God, it’s MONDAY!